Mass Effect inspired

Not sure how but this is inspired by Mass Effect.
Not quite sure what's going on with it's hair. Oh well, alien hair styles are always weird.

The ugliest artist you know

I'm so damn pale I glow in the dark. My acne is so hard to get rid of to the point I have more red dots then a pepperoni pizza. My mohawk has has faded from a bright blue and pink to a teal and blonde. When I smile my lips make me look like a damn frog. I've ruined one ear with a skin illness and the other by tearing it by jamming screws through it. My teeth are yellow and crooked no matter how much I brush 'em. I have toenails sharp and long enough to cut skin and tear blanket fabric. Best of all, I have constant raw onion breath from eating raw red onions alot.
But you know what? I'm a honest ugly person lol!

Here's you're weekly music from youtube.

Gonna finish this later by adding the father and adopted bother.
Blonde (right side) and her mother Olivia.

While Blondie is half Egyptian, the other side is a complete mystery due to her mother. Olivia has such a mixed racial background ranging from Japanese, native American, Norwegian, German and Ethiopian and possibly more. A dark skinned woman with red hair and violet eyes, she was exotic no matter her background.
When younger she explored the world and had a love of flight. She travelled the world, survived record breaking amounts of crashes, explored areas of the world that were difficult for most professional explorers to reach. When she visited Egypt however she began to travel with a photographer and fresco painter who would become the father of Blondie. When they reached London their trips around stopped due to pregnancy and soon almost completely because of parenthood.
Her adventures didn't stop once she became a mother though. She soon became a star of London as Josephine Baker was to France. She mostly let her boyfriend raise her child so she could have fun, leaving the country on trips, meeting with political staff, and even joining the military as a spy. It was the drive for adventure that caused her to vanish from the face of the Earth, leaving Blondie motherless and soon orphaned when her father went missing looking for her.
The little time she was around her daughter as a child however she was a good mother, she just couldn't sit still long enough to fully bond with her. She left a large impression on her which in itself made Blondie a adventure lover as well. One thing is for certain though, no matter what, she'll never fill the shoes of her mother no matter how hard she tries but even she acknowledges this.

Stop touching me

"Why can't anyone hear me? Is my story not important or interesting? You told me you'd listen if there was ever a problem so why do you tune me out when I try and tell you something is wrong..."

"It didn't happen to me, why should I care?"
"No one listened to me, why should I listen to you if no one was there for me."
"Sorry, I'm just gonna turn my head."
"Why is it such a problem? It happens all the time."
"I'm too busy for this. Can't you tell someone else?"
"I told you I'd listen but... really I'm not interested.
"Sorry, what? I don't see the problem."
"Just don't tell anyone. That's what I did and I turned out ok."
"Tell a therapist or teacher, not me."
"Why didn't you defend yourself? You let it happen."
"Sorry, I'm good friends with that guy. I'm not about to believe you."
"...Why don't you try telling me? Or is it too late to undo the damage?"

Vetis the Warlock

My scanner eats up pictures alot lately. Sorry about the spots here and there.

Vetis, a actor who played a warlock of the same name on a popular series in the 80s aimed for young boys and adventure lovers.
Now a days he mostly shows up at conventions as a guest of honor or does a bit of voice acting.
His secret shame? He has all the Misfit songs from Jem on his MP3 player and the songs as his ring tones.



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What this is

Hello and welcome to Mad Retro Waste!
A sketch blog to a rather untalented individual but atleast I try, right! Right?...
Expect something soon, hopefully I can update every Monday and/or Friday.